A Note To All The Hackers, Spammers and Internet Losers. Get Off My Damn Website!

Not happy with hackers, spammers and internet losers!

Anyone who runs a website will know after just a few months that there is an element of humanity out there that needs to get a freaking life!!

  • Hackers – Most likely bored and looking to ruin someone’s week! They try to get into your website, email, bank accounts or whatever! They obviously have some element of success or they would sod off and get a real job!

A note to the hackers. Especially the ones at the following IP addresses:


You won’t get into my site. You will continue to be

locked out each time you have too many tries at the username and password. I will continue to receive an email each time identifying your IP address. As soon as I work out how to report you to someone that can do something about it I’ll do that too!! I have multiple backups so even if you get your little fingers into the site I will restore my own information within 24 hours of you having your turn! I log in multiple times a day so I’ll catch you quick smart.

  • Spammers – Probably being paid to annoy the shit out of the blogging world. They leave comments that you lovely readers never see because us bloggers see the first sign of pigeon English and delete the crap they are leaving. Spammers are the reason the world needs comment moderation – they’re the reason you have to wait a little while to see your name in lights on our blogs!

A note to the spammers. While your comments sometimes have me in fits of hysterical laughter as most of you struggle with English, they are a pain in the arse. They take up hours each week to read and delete. Hours that could be spent writing funny stories to entertain my readers.

I have 468 spam comments and 761 comments from normal people!!

If you’re the spammer responsible for any of the following comments on my blog please give yourself a good, hard slap. Then go get yourself a job that pays you to do something useful with your time! PLEASE!

Here’s a sample of the drivel……..of course with my helpful comments in red!

“May I simply say what a comfort to find a person that really knows what they are talking about on the net. You certainly realize how to bring a problem to light and make it important. More and more people must check this out and understand this side of the story. It’s surprising you aren’t more popular given that you definitely possess the gift” Yes – I’m often surprised that I’m not more popular!

“always i used to read smaller content which as well clear their motive, and that is also happening with this paragraph which I am reading now” Errr…What?

“For the love of God, keep wrinitg these articles” Wow I will – just because you suggested it!!

“Hey, I think this is really cool. I love the posts you make on dernifeft things you blame Lupus for. It is a funny side of blaming stray things on Lupus. Thanks for sharing” I know – Lupus is the reason. WTF is Lupus?

“I’m speechless. This can be a surpeb blog and very attractive too. Nice work! That’s now not actually a lot coming from an newbie publisher like me, however it’s all I may just say after diving into your posts. Nice grammar and vocabulary. Not like other blogs. You actually recognise what you?re talking about too. Such a lot that you made me want to discover more. Your blog has develop into a stepping stone for me, my friend” Wow – we’re friends? As one friend to another – could you please check your bloody spelling and punctuation? That is all.

“Hello I definetly adore this post and it has been so caenmmdoble so I am gonna save. One thing to say the exceptional research this article has is trully remarkable . No one goes that extra mile these days? Well Done !!! Just one more suggestion you definetlyset up a Translator for your Global Audience” The only reason I need a translator is to understand what the hell you wrote, idiot!!

“You mean I don’t have to pay for expert advice like this ayonmre?!” Nope – I’m giving this away for free because I’m so nice!!

“This piece was a lifjaecket that saved me from drowning.” Why yes, lifesaving is my other job!

genome468 on January 14, 2011 i checked out your site. not bad. its done prttey much like craigslist so i enjoyed the familiarity. A question tho. how long has the site been up? This can grow to be a big thing just like craigslist.. good luck to ya Our site looks like Craigslist? Are you on crack?

That’s just a sample for your amusement…………

If you’re the bonehead paying these drop kicks to write this crap – save your money. 95% of anyone who has maintained a site for a while will be marking all of these comments as spam. So you’re paying them to spend their day spamming and you’re not getting any links back to your sites that push any combination of the following:

  • indian taxi sites
  • viagra pill sites
  • buy russian brides sites
  • sites that steal my content and try to make it seem like they are doing me a favour by linking!
  • car rental sites
  • sex sites
  • sex sites
  • and more sex sites!

And lastly….

  • The internet losers. These people inhabit the darkest corners of the world wide web. They hide behind their keyboards and leave anonymous comments. They say mean things, detract from other’s good deeds and generally are shitheads for no good outcome. You see a lot of their comments on news sites. These are probably the same people who set up awful facebook pages claiming any number of good samaritans deserve to die….you all know the ones I’m talking about.

I haven’t had to deal with much of these ones (besides the one that said I was a sorry excuse for a parent when I blogged about the pee incident with Jono – that made me laugh for days I tell ya!) I do know that lots of others have to deal with their crap and it upsets them. They are kinder, softer people than I am and they take it to heart when someone doesn’t just criticize but goes the extra mile to just be outrageously gross and mean.

If you’re one of these people, please pop down to your local clinic and have yourself checked. You are very possibly a serial killer.

Anyone else have to deal with this internet crap? Are you tired of it or do you think everyone should have free reign?

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A Note To All The Hackers, Spammers and Internet Losers. Get Off My Damn Website! — 16 Comments

  1. Nice timing Trace – there’s a lot of coverage at the moment about trolls and the affect they’re having. I know you don’t keep up with news while you’re on the road, but if you get a chance check out the Charlotte Dawson story that’s taking on a life of its own over here.

      • That’s part of the point. People assume because she’s famous she’s immune. They might even wonder if it’s really her tweeting. If you already are predisposed to do something drastic it can have a terrible result. Are you feeling alright? Did you really watch 60 minutes? Lol

  2. “As one friend to another – could you please check you’re bloody spelling and punctuation? That is all.”
    MAJOR FAIL! That is NOT the right grammar, young lady!

  3. And that’s the “discussion” – “they” don’t know who’s going to take it to heart, or just brush it off. Truly despicable!

    • Awful! I wonder why people don’t just switch it off though. If a hundred people were picking on me I’d stop reading and go eat some chocolate!! Guess I know I’m awesome!! I’m impressed she exposed someone though….if u could just find a way to send those IP addresses to someone……..!

    • You’re the worst kind of spammer Gabi. Not only do you encourage soul baring, you steal defenseless children from their mothers!! I have no time for your silliness, I’m off to spam YOUR website next!!!

  4. Tracey, thank you SO much for writing this today. Girl, I was laughing so hard because you said what so many people feel and should say about hackers, spammers and losers.

    It continues to boggle my mind why some people do what they do. I mean they obviously have nothing better to do with their time and are miserable human beings in order to reek havoc on other people’s lives just because. They should be a shamed of themselves but as I always say…what goes around comes around two fold.

    Thanks for sharing this and saying what we all feel. I’m sharing this post with my friends. They’ll appreciate this one as well.

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    • I had to giggle Adrienne. Right after your comment I received a less than pleasant spam comment calling me Stacy and a few other mean words!! (Not that Stacy is a mean word of course!!) Poor suckers really haven’t read my blog if they think I care what they say! I figured it was time to have my say but in my usual amusing fashion! Life is too short to get upset over these critters!!

  5. I agree what you wrote about spammers and hackers, but for the most part and depending on the severity of the damage they are trying to inflict those IP addresses could be spoofed. Also, there are sites dedicated to those activities where people purposely paste their email addresses in hopes of getting spammed and then in turn take up the spammer’s time and resources leading them on and basically wasting their time. It’s a drop in the bucket, but if enough people do it (sometimes it can be fun and funny) it’s that much less time they have chasing after real potential victims.

    That’s my $0.02

    Mariusz S. Cybulski

    • Agree, agree, agree Mariusz! I’ve spent some time recently leaving comments on some sites that I have received spam from. Some of them are quality sites – I figure they may not even be aware what rubbish the people they are paying are putting out there. I have another website that receives over 100 spam comments EVERY DAY! I’m definitely one to mess with the spammers a bit, if only so I can feel like I sent a little bit of annoyance back their way! Thanks for your comment!

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